Knowing one when you face one

So one day you are standing at a curb minding your own business when suddenly you hear a bellowing voice calling out "Hey you Civilian, come here!"... at first you ignore it but then you realise that the voice was directed at you when he calls out again. Now don't be surprised or confused, because its just an army personnel summoning you. Don't get offended either( poor guy's anyways frustated 'Sirring' around his seniors). Simply identify him as being an army guy.

5 ways to recognize an army guy
1) He'll refer to you as a "Civilian".
2) He'll walks with his chest out, stomach in(as if he's been holding his breath since eternity)

3) Minimal or no hair on the sides of his head(more like a 'katora cut',officially known as a crew cut)

4) He'll repeat the words "sir,yes sir" a zillion times on the phone(if you ever happen to hear a conversation)

5) No matter what time of the day,he'll wish you a good morning,good afternoon or good night(even if he's just beaten you up and there's absolutely nothing good about the day, its an automatic playback from his head).

 

Hope you don't have a problem next time.  :)